Typos, bad lighting and excessive use of photo filters are no laughing matter — unless they just happen to be featured in an online home listing.

We’ve seen a lot of, shall we say, questionable artistic choices as we scour the World Wide Web for interesting home listings, but these 10 are the tops in terms of ridiculousness.

Grab a cup of joe and sit back, as we proudly present for your merriment, 10 of the most laughable home listings:

1. Not scared of the dark, are you?

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We head to Boise, ID for our first laughable listing. The 890-square-foot, two-bedroom home “needs a lot of work” and is therefore being sold “as is” — off to a promising start! The dilapidated home sits on one “acer” of land, so it at least has that going for it (sort of).

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And while we do appreciated the upfront warning about the present condition of the home, we take issue with the near-pitch black photos supplied with the listing. And by pitch black, we mean it’s so dark we wouldn’t go in on a bet, or go trick or treating on a dare.

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Open doors eerily provide slivers of light, but much of the home is shrouded in total darkness. Maybe we should cut back on reading Stephen King, but this house gives us the creeps. What say you?

2. Spell check on listing two

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This Marsing, ID listing features a one-acre lot on “level land” with 200 feet of waterfront property. And while you can’t put a price on beauty, we’re not sure how much “georgious” views adds to the overall price tag. Seriously, homeowner, either turn on your spell check, trust Alexa when she asks if you are sure you want to use that word, or just stick to “pretty”  — unless, of course, you spell it “prettie.”

3. Hello, deer

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We head to Starkville, MS for this three-bedroom, three-bath home listing. The homeowner says there are many upgrades and the property even boasts “pecan-producing pecan trees” (do pecan trees produce anything other than pecans? Asking for a friend). But we’re dubious about the upgrades since most of the listing’s photos are six years old. For example, the “gameroom or other” photo features an old school tube television set and a trio of mounted deer heads that make the space look like a sad trophy room. Regrettably, the pecan trees remain MIA from the listing’s photos.

4. Should we grab a stool? Nah.

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This “completely remodeled” Oklahoma City, OK listing features three-bedrooms and 2,134 square feet of living space. Judging from the photos, the home indeed appears to be in tip-top shape, but we have to say, we’re not a fan of the homeowner’s window treatments. They look like they were put up by someone too short to reach the top of the window frame, or too lazy to grab a step stool.

5. Should I stay or should I go?

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This “nice, clean house” is located in Del City, OK. It features three-bedrooms and over 1,000 square feet of space. The property also has a large driveway — which the homeowner took full advantage of when photographing the exterior of the house. You see, the homeowner sat in their car and snapped photos of the house through the front windshield (we wish we were kidding). We had to wonder if they drove their car into the side of the home to snap photos of the “new paint and carpet throughout.”

6. Must love houseplants

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The homeowner of this Glen Burnie, MD home *really* likes their houseplants. In fact, they like their greenery so much that they included several blurry photos of the same houseplant, because clearly that’s what a buyer wants to see, right? Not the three-bedrooms, or the four-bathrooms, or any ot the 2,200 square feet of space.

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Nope, here are two pictures of a kitchen counter adorned with a houseplant. Since you can’t see, we’re shaking our heads, just so you know.

7. Insert sad face

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We head to Brookneal, VA for this 2,400-square-foot, four-bedroom, Cape Cod-style home. The property boasts 10 acres of land, a roomy unfinished basement and a large detached workshop. However, the little bit of Martha Stewart in us is frowning at some of the homeowner’s decorative choices. For example, the Pepto Pink in the bathroom is absolutely vomitous — so much so that even the window seems to be frowning disapprovingly. Seriously. See for yourself. We’re right there with you, window — hang in there.

8. Do not adjust your monitor

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This next listing features 23 acres of land in Columbia, KY. And while it might be seemingly more difficult to mess up the photos for such a listing, we assure you it is indeed possible. While the owner of this property extols the “indescribable” beauty of the land’s “rolling hills,” “winding streams” and “views comparable to anyone’s anywhere” (powerful upselling), the photos of said Eden are a step beyond blurry. The photos are in fact so blurry that they resemble shapes and patterns more than rolling hills. It’s almost like a 1,000-piece Monet jigsaw puzzle. It hurts to look at it. We warned you.

9. We just got Photoshop!

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The homeowners of this Louisville, KY listing are big fans of photo filters. Sparkling lights, lens flares, and an extra layer of shine are just some of the fine additions made to the listing’s plethora of photos. The end result is less of a photo and more of rendering, which makes us slightly uneasy. Well, at least the photos aren’t six years old (yes, Starkville homeowner, we’re talking about you).

10. It was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie…

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Our final listing comes to us from Crosby, MN. It features an 1,100-square-foot, three-bedroom home “surrounded by beautiful spruce, oak and maple trees.” The house also has a fireplace and a partially finished basement — but almost everything is hard to see, due to the fact that the owner posted screenshots of the smallest photos imaginable. And even though they’re willing to throw in a riding lawnmower (it’s the little things), this one probably isn’t worth the effort. We’re still half blind thanks to listings seven and eight. But, a riding mower…nah, not worth it.

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