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The owner of this for sale by owner listing is so excited to show off his home that he included himself in nearly every one of the listing’s photos. And lucky for us, the resulting photos are epically ridiculous.

The listing is out of Rockwood, ME, and features a three-bedroom, three-bath log home that sleeps “up to nine comfortably” and is “truly a sportsperson’s paradise.” Rockwood is an area where the bull, cow and calf, and moose are all easily visible in their native habitat, according to the owner.

Not to mention the whitetail deer — but more on those later.

Graciously, the owner is throwing in most of the home’s furnishings and all of its appliances — including a framed portrait of the home that was allegedly painted by the local cook and cribbage champ, who visited regularly “until his legs gave out.” There is no price tag on that kind of keepsake.

And, much like the much lauded painting included with the sale, the memories of this listing and its photographs will “always be cherished.” Thanks to the internet, these photos of the homeowner in his native habitat are here to stay:

1. Take a load off

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Here, our great outdoorsman rests his weary feet on a charming powder blue sofa we can only hope is one of the included furnishings. But, it makes us wonder even more, if that is the same sofa the local cribbage champ once rested his weary dogs on, before they gave out.

2. Owner and fridge

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This gem features the homeowner showing off the refrigerator. Thankfully, the fridge is bare save for a few large bottles of water. And, at least it appears clean from a distance.

3. More included furniture

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Selling a house is hard work, and here we again see the intrepid homeowner relaxing with a beverage in a lovely lime green chair. We couldn’t help but notice the nearby garbage can, for added convenience.

4. He’s no Picasso

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For only $199,900, you can also stake a claim on this fine artistic rendering of your new home. Based on all we’ve seen thus far, admittedly this could have been much worse, to quote Jack Nicholson as The Joker, “He’s no Picasso, but do you like it?” We’re undecided.

5. Fish not included

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The homeowner really wanted to upsell Rockwood as THE destination for the outdoorsman, so much so that he included three incredible fishing photos.

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Everyone looks happy, except for the fish.

6. Snow = fun

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Snowmobiling in the dead of winter is a ton of fun. If you don’t believe us, just look at the smile on the homeowner’s winter burnt face. We would like to inquire if the snowmobile is included — if not, it’s a dealbreaker.

7. Wildlife galore

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Based on the plethora of photos included with the listing, there is a great chance you will see the whitetail deer in its natural habitat.

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Spotting does and bucks doesn’t appear to present much of a challenge in Rockwood, and families with children will love living out their best Bambi lives.

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After all, look at how cute they are.

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8. Poor Bambi

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And one photo later, the cute fluffy deer have been shot by the homeowner.

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We’ll go cry our eyes out now, though we should have been more suspicious of all the photos of cute, doe-eyed deer staring out at us.

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Day. Ruined. Thanks, homeowner. Thanks a lot.

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