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Photo: 24256 Mock Knob Road

Have you ever wanted to experience the kind of peace and tranquility previously only experienced at exotic locales like Stonehenge and the Pyramids of Egypt? Well, then this charming three-bedroom mountaintop home in Abingdon, Virginia might recharge your chi better than those $2.99 aromatherapy candles from Walmart.

The listing for 24256 Mock Knob Road on forsalebyower.com begins innocently enough by touting the property’s beautiful lake and mountain views. However, things get weird pretty much right after that.

According to the listing, the 2,100-plus-square-foot home is an “awesome magical site with awesome power.” People who visit the home are reportedly “changed.” Yeah, that sounds awesome-ish.

Yes, 24256 Mock Knob Road is apparently an “intergalactic and interdimensional energy site.” Who knew? Your future home could sit smack dab in the middle of a space-time continuum vortex, for just less than $1 million.

24256 Mock Knob Road pond

Photo: One of 24256 Mock Knob Road‘s healing ponds?

The home stands on over 23 acres of “sacred” and “blessed” land at an elevation of 2,120 feet. Essentially, in addition to magical powers, the home comes with a free mountain top for “incredible peace and privacy.” The property’s super-awesome powers are only known by a few, but now it can be yours to “do with as you will.”

In addition to the standard three-bedroom, two-bath floorplan, the property includes at no extra charge: the unmarked burial site of “an elder,” a “landing site” (though it is not specified who or what will be landing, or when), a “heaven meets earth site,” and the most peaceful spot on the entire property — a sweat lodge site in the shape of a figure 8 down in a valley together with a pond.

The site has been has been renewed, revitalized and regenerated to its ancient vibrant potency, by the owner for your spiritual comfort. The listing makes no mention of central air conditioning or heating for your physical comfort, however.

24256 Mock Knob Rd fireplace

Photo: 24256 Mock Knob Road’s “great” room

Other fantastic yet earthly amenities include a ceiling fan, “ample closet space,” and a “big wood burning stove.”

Savvy investors should also take a second long look at this one-of-a-kind property. It is ideally suited for a retreat center or spa, healing center, intentional community, or as the owner says, whatever your heart desires.” Honey, I found the perfect spot for our llama farm!

The asking price for all this awesomeness is $896,000, but according to the owner, the land makes this deal “priceless.”

Interested buyers, because we know you’re interested, can view the entire listing in all its “awesome” glory here.

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