The 10 best pieces of realtor wisdom from Modern Family’s Phil Dunphy
By: Brittany Devenyi December 13, 2013

Wouldn’t purchasing a house be far less stressful if we had Phil Dunphy as our realtor? Not only is his book Phil’s-osophy truly inspiring (see: #10) but his hilariously quirky antics could easily outshine any other capable agent on the market. As the great man said himself, the best things that can happen to a human being will occur if you simply lower your expectations.

So in honour of our favourite Modern Family star, we’ve compiled a list of the most praiseworthy Phil Dunphy quotes that belong on billboards:

1. He knows how to craft a memorable speech.

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 2. He takes his job seriously — and isn’t afraid to let it be known.

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 3. He’s an eternal optimist.

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 4. His realtor advice is often mistaken for poetry.

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5. He takes vandalism seriously… sometimes.

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 6. But gets through it by making the most of the situation. 

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 7. If he wasn’t a realtor, he would have become an educator. 

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 8. His personal branding strategies are flawless. 

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 9. He’s highly skilled in Ninjutsu.

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 10. His book of Phil’s-osophy should become a required reading.

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