The 10 best pieces of realtor wisdom from Modern Family’s Phil Dunphy
Wouldn’t purchasing a house be far less stressful if we had Phil Dunphy as our realtor? Not only is his book Phil’s-osophy truly inspiring (see: #10) but his hilariously quirky antics could easily outshine any other capable agent on the market. As the great man said himself, the best things that can happen to a human being will occur if you simply lower your expectations.
So in honour of our favourite Modern Family star, we’ve compiled a list of the most praiseworthy Phil Dunphy quotes that belong on billboards:
1. He knows how to craft a memorable speech.
2. He takes his job seriously — and isn’t afraid to let it be known.
3. He’s an eternal optimist.
4. His realtor advice is often mistaken for poetry.
5. He takes vandalism seriously… sometimes.
6. But gets through it by making the most of the situation.
7. If he wasn’t a realtor, he would have become an educator.
8. His personal branding strategies are flawless.
9. He’s highly skilled in Ninjutsu.
10. His book of Phil’s-osophy should become a required reading.