Wouldn’t purchasing a house be far less stressful if you had Phil Dunphy as your realtor?

In honor of everyone’s favorite Modern Family star, here’s a list of Phil Dunphy’s most insightful quotes on real estate. Seriously, these belong on billboards (or on park benches):

1. He knows how to craft a memorable speech.

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 2. He takes his job seriously — and isn’t afraid to let it be known.

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 3. He’s an eternal optimist.

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 4. His realtor advice is often mistaken for poetry.

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5. He takes vandalism seriously… sometimes.

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6. But gets through it by making the most of the situation.

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7. If he wasn’t a realtor, he would have become an educator.

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 8. His personal branding strategies are flawless.

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 9. He’s highly skilled in Ninjutsu.

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10. His book of Phil’s-osophy should become a required reading.

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